Now that you can hardly turn around without knocking over a Vampire there’s an actual shortage of young fresh blood. Until this shortage sorts itself out here’s a solution I found over on neatorama.com. Their tagline is “new and neat stuff” … neat-o-rama.
“The fruit punch flavor packs 4 hours of energy along with iron, protein, and electrolytes. Not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency of blood. Get real blood nutrients without that real blood taste! The re-sealable transfusion bag style pouch provides the convenient delivery of fluids for vampires and humans alike! Contains no real blood, just synthetic!
See? There’s nothing at all abnormal about this product. If you decide to drink it in public you’ll probably find it easier if you put the contents into a tall glass and hide the packaging in the nearest bush. And try not to spill it down your chin (see ‘Edward Cullen’ below) it’s not a good look.
