Imagine a game where “Every player starts with a 15m euro loan from Anglo Irish Bank, and an unlimited supply of  ‘Get out of Jail Free’ cards”. Print out this ‘Monopoly Board’ and invite your friends over next weekend – in between the election results – you can have a few beers, throw dice and have a game of ‘Fianna Failure Monoploly’.

I’m sure Micheal Martin is well able to stand up for himself but the 4m euro price tag on his house is a bit unfair. Micheal has a very respectful abode in a very normal housing estate behind the Silver Key Pub in Cork.