“Shite” always sounds more acceptable than “Shit”. The word ‘Shite’ softens the harshness of the clipped sound of ‘shit’ but sometimes we just have to bite the bullet and say the dreaded SHIT word. Following on from the “Meet Dr Doom“ post – a good solution to all our fiscal problems is written on this tote bag.

But for it to really work WE MUST ALL DO IT TOGETHER AND AT THE SAME TIME. So how about calling for a National – no – make that an International Day for Buying Shit.

Perhaps some time in September, the kids are back in school the summer holidays are over and we can start back into the hum drum with a positive action. We can have a starting time of 1pm or 2pm noon on Patrick’s Street here in Cork maybe on a Saturday so people in the US could start earlier in the morning and those in Sydney sould go late night shopping.

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10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1  BUY MORE SHIT and everybody rushes out and spends as much as they can.

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Now that’s sorted and a world wide financial crash avoided is there anything else needs sorting?

 

A friend of ours brought this to lunch last summer with a nice big bottle of Champagne inside!