We all get those emails where we just immediately hit “delete”. They vary from cheap Viagra to penis extensions and the latest ones  “looking for friendship”. I got this one today from Lavonne and she had titled it “Seeking my King” and being in a bit of a daze I read as far as… “I’m 5′.9″ a little thick…”  so I had to read on.

I‘m a 23 year old single mother who is in school full time and works part time. I’m 5’9″ a little thick with brown hair to the middle of my back and dark brown eyes. I moved back to Northern Virginia last year so that I could get a little bit more support with my daughter. I’m looking for a guy between the ages of 24 – 40.

I don’t really have a type of guy but I look for guys with genuine personalities. I want someone that can crack jokes and play video games with me, but I also like for a guy to want to wander around a mall or a store just to talk and kill some time.

I’m looking for a guy thats stable on his feet, you can still live at home or roommates or being in school but I would appreciate you to be all together emotionally.

You can see my profie here: (Withheld – available on request for a small fee.)

There was a link supplied but I didn’t click on it.

Imagine if Lavonne was genuine and she really needed a “guy with genuine personalities”  oops “personalities?” does she mean multiple personalities? Well she’s just asking for trouble there. I’m not great at the old “video games” but I could crack a few jokes and wander around a mall all day long.  I’m also pretty good “at killing time”.  But why does the word “Mall” and “Kill” in the same sentence bother me? But I do like the bit where she says – I could “still live at home”, until we get to know each other a bit better and she’s sure that I am ‘together emotionally’ I suppose.

The photo accompanying this post has absolutely nothing to do with the blog ‘A Little Thick…’ but you’d want to be a small bit of a Mad Man to take up with Lavonne. Or is it just me?